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Windows invokes Sgrîn Las Marwolaeth upon Newport
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SAP proves, yet again, that Excel is utterly unkillable
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Fancy watching 'Bake Off' together with mates and alone at the same time? The BBC's built a tool to do that
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TensorBlow? Data boffins struggle with GPU shortage in Google Cloud, opposition offers to help out coders
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Remember April 2020? It brought pandemic, chaos and an unseasonable spike in new domain registrations
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[Promo] Get your live, GIAC-certified, online cybersecurity training from SANS – available right now
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That string of supercomputer hacks last week? Of course it was a crypto-coin-mining get-rich-quick scheme
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Insider threat? Pffft. Hackers on the outside are the ones mostly making off with your private biz data, says Veriz…
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Azure India wobbles due to ‘underlying physical datacentre issue’
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With millions upon millions out of work in the US, here come the scammers claiming victims' unemployment money usin…
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FCC boss pleads with Congress: Please stop me from auctioning off this spectrum for billions of dollars
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FYI: For people sharing the review of the Imperial College modeling code and wondering why it's not getting significant coverage...
https://twitter.com/matthew_d_green/status/1262524232048742400 …

Equifax finally coughs up the money for its 2017 monster hack… to the banks for having to cancel your cards
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Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?
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Attorney General: We didn't need Apple to crack terrorist's iPhones – tho we still want iGiant to do it in future
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Apple's MagicPairing for Bluetooth fails to enchant after mischief-making bugs found hiding in the stack
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Car crash: Uber axes another 3,000 jobs, closes 40 offices as it struggles with the coronavirus pandemic
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Miscreants elbowed their way into the UK government's IT marketplace – kinda like an app store for public-sector buyers – and cheekily touted email fraud-as-a-service

They were booted out when The Reg tipped off officials. Exclusive by @Kunerticus

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/18/fraud_service_uk_g_cloud/ …pic.twitter.com/JEgWShRs3H

The hallowed halls of UK retro tech could use a bit of help, what with one thing and another. I wrote a thing about it. Maybe you also owe a career to an old computer or two and might want to contribute the cost of a pint?
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/18/museums_tech_uk/ …

Microsoft gives Office 365 admins the heads-up: Some internal queries over weekend might have returned results from…
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