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OpenBSD bugs, Microsoft's bad update, a new Nork hacking crew, and more
http://reg.cx/2Xnr 

FTC kicks feet through ash pile that once was Cambridge Analytica with belated verdict
http://reg.cx/2Xnp 

Elon Musk gets thumbs up from jury for use of 'pedo guy' in cave diver defamation lawsuit
http://reg.cx/2Xnm 

Forget sharks with lasers, NASA kits out an elephant seal with a sensor-studded skullcap
http://reg.cx/2Xnj 

the coolest thing about this machine is that it's also made out of Lego
https://twitter.com/TheRegister/status/1202846094910263297 …

WebAssembly gets nod from W3C and, most likely, an embrace from cryptojackers online
http://reg.cx/2Xng 

China fires up 'Great Cannon' denial-of-service blaster, points it toward Hong Kong
http://reg.cx/2Xne 

Samsung Galaxy S11 tipped to escalate the phone cam arms race with 108MP sensor
http://reg.cx/2Xnc 

Cloud vendors burp after last year's server sales feast, couldn't possibly eat any more
http://reg.cx/2Xna 

Ireland's B.ICONIC snaffles Stormfront to become largest Apple reseller in the UK
http://reg.cx/2Xn8 

Still in preview, but look! You can now develop Azure Sphere apps in Linux – if you dare
http://reg.cx/2Xn6 

Nokia 2.3: HMD flings out €109 budget 'droid with a 2-day battery
http://reg.cx/2Xn4 

Ohhh, you're so rugged! Microsoft swoons at new Lenovo box pushing Azure to the edge
http://reg.cx/2Xn2 

Listen up you bunch of bankers. Here are some pointers for less crap IT
http://reg.cx/2Xn0 

[Event] Continuous Lifecycle London 2020 blind-bird offer takes off soon: Book your place today
http://reg.cx/2XmY 

Apple: Mysterious iOS 11 location pings were because of 'ultra-wideband compliance'
http://reg.cx/2XmW 

Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?
http://reg.cx/2XmT 

Reasons to be fearful 2020: Smishing, public Wi-Fi, deepfakes... and all the usual suspects
http://reg.cx/2XmQ 

DeepMind founder behind NHS data slurp to be beamed up to Google mothership
http://reg.cx/2XmN 

Yuletide weblogs ... merrily burning.... #BOFH
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